My Version
When I am old, I shall paint with a spatula, and a barbeque brush, and I will use my curtains as canvases. When I am old, I shall wear Spandex while I paint- to keep my creativity from overflowing. When I am old, I will keep my skin glowing with mayonnaise and cucumber slime For all I will have is time to fancy myself any way I see fit. When I am old, I will spit while I can and drive over the speed limit. I shall wear Spanx around my sagging breasts and Spandex on my wrinkled ass if only to perk me up. When I am old, I shall dress like I am twelve and do the Hula in my yard every Saturday morning while I screech church hymnals at the top of my old lady lungs. When I am old, I shall paint with a spatula and a barbeque brush. I will use toilet seats as canvases and put them up for sale in my yard… if only to drive the neighbors nuts.
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AuthorMolly Roland is a writer by nature, and she enjoys stepping over the invisible lines society loves to draw. Categories |