Mid-Life Crisis

No expectations, no regrets
Yet here I sit expecting some grand gesture. 
But life is no John Hughes movie and I sure as hell ain't no Molly Ringwald. 
Does anyone even get that reference anymore?
I'm straddling the line between 30 and 40
Sitting in the corner pouting like a little girl. 
Not very becoming for a dame of my age 
But youth is exiting my body like menses and I guess that will be gone soon too. 
I should have done the manly thing and bought a Corvette and a blonde.